dying.

(Source: catpissneverclean, via makaveli-soldier)

(Source: corbans, via lzbth)

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madeleineishere:

Post-it-Love-Note Breakfast Edition

come BUTTS with me

madeleineishere:

Post-it-Love-Note Breakfast Edition

come BUTTS with me

pizzaforpresident:

YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY

(via reinedaenerys)

just50days:

office life,college style.

just50days:

office life,
college style.

just50days:

I devoted this sunday to my one true love. 

just50days:

I devoted this sunday to my one true love. 


We might kiss when we are aloneWhen nobody’s watchingWe might take it homeWe might make out when nobody’s thereIt’s not that we’re scaredIt’s just that it’s delicate

We might kiss when we are alone
When nobody’s watching
We might take it home
We might make out when nobody’s there
It’s not that we’re scared
It’s just that it’s delicate

(Source: just50days)

That moment when Aragorn’s self-esteem is brought down by a hobbit.

#dear diary #today I overheard the hobbits calling me ugly and foul-feeling #blew my diet eating a pound of lembas moistened with my tears #what is the point of any of it if I’m still ugly and foul-feeling #like growing up with a shitload of elves didn’t give me enough issues #no consideration #none whatsoever #I hope those little fucks drown on the way to Mordor

(via ladymalchav)

just50days:

Philip, baby.We miss you already.
(enjoy retirement. you really earned it)

just50days:

Philip, baby.
We miss you already.

(enjoy retirement. you really earned it)

just50days:

congratulations everyone.
we made it to sweater weather.
it’s glorious already 

just50days:

congratulations everyone.

we made it to sweater weather.

it’s glorious already 

ladies and gentleman: Stoya

stoya:

His website.

His twitter.

Allan Amato 30 August 201

When you’re smiling

when you’re smiling
the whole world
smiles with you 
fucks you over

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